Thursday, April 7, 2011

You Are An Idiot If...

You advocate for a smaller government and simultaneously promote pro-life laws.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

You Are An Idiot If...

You believe in the death penalty and are pro-life and see no problem with that.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

You Are An Idiot If...

You believe that you can lower taxes and raise expenses and eliminate the deficit.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Nostalgia and the Future

I realize, looking back, that I have become what I always hated. Cynicism and sarcasm, stress and responsibility are ruining my life.

This summer, I am going to have fun. I'm too damn young to be frowning all the time. I will strive to be more awesome every day. I will get a nerf gun and make my own games. I will get myself kicked out of Walmart for playing in the aisles. I will order a sammich with everything on it, and find a bum to share it with. I will make art every day, because it makes me happy to do so. I will have fun, because I am alive and because I am able.

I will take action instead of making excuses. Leave the house because it is FUN to dance in the rain. Walk to absolutely nowhere, for no reason than because I can. I will read books in the sunshine again, and swim with my friends. I will do everything that makes me happy, because it makes me happy, because that should be the only reason I need.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Who I Am

Never is our identity more at doubt than when we are on the internet.

A phonecall, only so many people can answer, and voices are easy to recognize.

A letter, why I know that address, oh look it's dear so-and-so.

A visitor, well they're right in front of you.

An IM, an email, a Facebook post, a forum comment, deviantart picture, IRC quip or blog submission. That could be anyone. Anyone with a username and a password and a desire to contribute to the mass of the internet.

Who I am, I could be anyone and you would never know it. I could be your neighbor. Or your cousin. I could be your IT guy or the barista at your local Starbucks. I could be a kid in Africa or Australia or Japan or Mexico. I could be the president of the United States or mayor of Middle America. I could be anyone and only I would know.

Who I am is who I present myself as. It is who I try to be.

Who I am is who people see me as. How they interpret what I try to be.

I could be the asshole posting on your forum, the jerk trolling your dA. I could be the dyslexic blogger with words to say or the band putting up more songs no one listens to on YouTube because I have dreams.

I could be a lot of things, but for certain I am who I am and that is all that matters to me.